The most important thing to remember when it's time for your child to visit the Toddler Red Tent is don't panic. She'll come back to you eventually, and once again transform into the sweet, content, cooperative child you remember. In the meantime, she'll have a blast raising hell with her fellow disequilibrium-suffering cohorts. Maybe they'll even eat chocolate together and cry during commercials.
I laughed. "Disequilibrium must be contagious, they've cycled up, like women getting their periods at the same time! Maybe they need to go to the Toddler Red Tent!"