Mene Gene:I can see both of you are on the edge, these are stressful times, and this week Jose, you have the Boss Man, who you once called a friend, but how will you be able to take that outta your mind versus him?
The artist formerly known as Bossman gets the Yankees seven times, so he’s in a good spot when it comes to stealing bases.. but it is worth mentioning that has taken over behind the plate, has a rocket arm, and is not . The pitchers are more important than the catchers, but the catcher has improved there. It’s also worth mentioning that Upton is not getting on base as much any more, and is therefore hitting lower in the order. He’s got some wheels, though, and also gets the Mariners three times, so at least the stars are aligning in that way.
Bobby Heenan:Boss Man powers out, out at TWO! Jose you better do better than that to pin that man.I think Tony Robbins is really doing Boss Man good, hey Monsoon maybe you hire him..maybe you can stop your addiction with sucking down Bananas all the time?
Gorilla Monsoon:Boss Man is running to the ropes..ready to cripple Jose with that leg across the throat...woah Jose moved outta the way, and Boss Man lands to the outside! Jose is looking at the Kansas fans...and we know what's coming now!